Lightweight, breathable, and built for everyday wear — this unisex tee carries a cheeky, small-town humor that arrives with a smile. The front print reads in bright candy tones: “I Gotta See the Candy First. Then I Get in the Van. I’m Not Stupid.” Wear it to neighborhood block parties, lazy summer fairs, or on walks when you want to break the ice without trying. The soft ring-spun cotton drapes easily and keeps the print crisp. Subtle vintage flecks appear on the Natural color for a lived-in vibe. Printed size label means no scratchy tags and a shape that holds up wash after wash. This shirt is for people who like humor that’s equal parts playful and bold — a wearable line that starts conversations and gets a laugh.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) for soft, year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth silhouette
- Ribbed, reinforced collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape over time
- Pearlized tear-away label and ethically sourced cotton (Oeko‑Tex certified)
- DTF sleeve/neck label options; Natural color shows subtle unprocessed flecks

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
 
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width, in
16.00
18.00
20.00
22.00
24.00
26.00
28.00
30.00
32.00
Length, in
27.00
28.00
29.00
30.00
31.00
32.00
33.00
34.00
35.00
Sleeve length, in
7.99
8.23
8.50
8.74
9.02
9.25
9.49
9.72
9.96
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50