I'll Be In The Garage T-Shirt — Funny Mechanic / DIY Workshop Tee
This lightweight cotton tee carries a straightforward, weathered message: I’ll Be In The Garage. It reads like a short declaration from someone who prefers elbow grease, late-night projects, and the comfort of tools and tunes over small talk. The distressed block letters give it a worn, lived-in look — like a favorite shirt that’s seen many long sessions at the workbench. Wear it to signal what you’d rather be doing, or slip it on for a weekend of tinkering, wrenching, or simply standing guard over your latest build.
The fit is classic and relaxed, with a soft crew neck and smooth fabric that sits easy all day. Subtle details—like a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape for stability, and a tear-away label for comfort—mean this shirt feels as dependable as the sentiment printed on it. Ethically sourced ring-spun cotton and OEKO-TEX certification keep the focus on quality and wearability, so this tee becomes part of your regular rotation from the first draw of the toolbox to the last bolt tightened.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- DTG/DTF printing options for durable, distressed-look graphics
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |












